Douchemonkey Astronaut

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In the year 2007, a brilliant scientist lost some of his most important
data as a result of the antics of a certain monkey. This data was lost
out in the sky and beyond. The only solution he could see was to send
this monkey into orbit with a data collection mechanism to reclaim his
precious information. But how to propel a monkey into space? He decided
that his only solution was to fill the monkey with enough douche water
that the pressure would send him soaring into the heavens. He would
become the first Douchemonkey Astronaut.